Sorry Jessica, I guess my blog entries will remain as wordy as ever forever.

Today, I discovered a song sheet that is filled with songs that I penned in class, during Bio lessons (Sorry, Mrs Ng) that, well, reminded me of my good old hobby, singing. I know that all of my songs and poems are in the poems blog, by hey, one (make that two) exceptions please?

Please Stop Singing Every Time by Alex Lim
Tune of Hit Me Baby One More Time

Oh baby baby, and just how was I to know
That you don't like my singing
Oh baby baby, its not really that bad
It's just really sucky

Torture, Alex singing beside me
Oh please help me
Cause I can't take it
Anymore

Your sucky singing is killing me (and now)
I must confuss, I'm really sick (really sick)
Now please sit down and hear my voice
Give me a sign,
Please stop singing every time----


There, cool, isn't it? Here's a snippet of Crazy, by me, to counter this song. The tune is the chrous of Crazy

Crazy
I drive him (Alfred, and possibly everyone. Don't sing the bracket part!) crazy
I just can't sing
I'm so disappointed
With you and me

Oh-Oh crazy
But it feels so right
Baby please now hear me sing
One more time

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And this has some creative ideas from Alfred.

Overirritated by Alex Lim and Alfred Wan
Tune of Overprotected by Britney

I'm gonna stab
In his throat
To stop him singing

I'm gonna choke
Him to death
To stop him singing

If you got cotton bud
I need them
To stop him singing

If you got tissue
I need them
To stop him singing

And if all else fails
I still got
the toliet
plummer

How do I get on with my life
To study peacefully
It's just that I'm getting mad
From all that singing
It's not that I'm paranoid
It's just that I'm so oh--oh
overirritated

Yeah! This is one of the funniest songs I've ever penned. Reminded me of the time I sold songs to people, especially Ma Ling Yang. Haha, still remember his name. He is unforgetable. MAde me cry before. Big and fat, like his wallet.

But hey, friends forever!

I guess I represent myself better with songs and words. I have no control over what I speak, but I do have some control over what I write. I have a quarrel with bro today and he accused me of saying something that I did not say. I will remember the incident for life, even though I've forgiven him. I will pyback someway or the other, I promise.

I got the EAGLES award. Thanks Mrs Chong and Miss Yeong. I don't deserve it, but hey, its cash.

Cheers.