Hi, I'm Dillion, Alex's friend, invited guest to write in his blog. I have known him for 5 years and since then have been good friends with him, and know most of his habits. (Trust me, its not hard to know about his likes, dislikes and habits.)Ok, as I was saying, today we shall discuss what Alex hates, likes and things you never knew about Alex.Hates:-When he's being ignored. In tag or in msn.
-When someone is being nice to him, then suddenly being cold to him.
-When people argue with each other for no apparent reason, or having nonsensical thrash out sessions that have no value at all. This kind of events make Alex feel uncomfortable and cry in his heart.
-When people play with his feelings. In this case, he will play with that person's feelings. That is, if he discovers the person is playing with his feelings.
-When people lie to him, even when it is to help or not to hurt him.
-Pizzas or any Italian food that has tomato sauce in it.
-Raw food. (So if you hate Alex and don't want him in your outing, you know what to do.
-Onion and garlic.
-Unidentified Food Objects, or UFO. You don't freaking have something that looks like chicken taste like fish.
-Beef. (Religion wise it is a nice convienence that he is not allowed to eat beef.)
-Sour stuff. (However, nuclear warheads are fine.)
-The word fag as well as all forms of vulgarities. (It is just too vulgar)
-People who act recklessly.
-Violence.
-People with ugly curly hair (like himself.)
-Bugs. Or anything living that is smaller than 4 cm.
-Darkness.
-Gets into a presentation unprepared.
-Rain on him. Or for that, cold water.
-Vinegar.
-Spring Onions.
-Bittergourd.
-Cold places.
-People who 'cannot wake up their idea.', or cannot make up their mind.
-Dirty toliets.
-Physical sports like rugby.
Likes/Loves:-Light Green, White, Light Blue.
-Bright spacious places.
-Spheres. Glass Spheres, Crystal balls, massaging metal balls, ornaments and such.
-Maggie brand instant noodles.
-Watermelon. Longan.
-Chocolate. Ice Cream is a plus. (Chocolate makes Alex very, very happy, and if you ever make Alex very, very angry, then give him a bar of chocolate and all will be forgiven!!! He's so easy to please.)
-Hugs.
-Girlish feel good movies like Legally Blonde, Miss congenuality, the wild thornberries movie and such.
-Sweet, bitter or sweet and bitter stuff. (As you can already see, isn't pressing sweet/bitter more easier?)
-Non-violence.
-Negotiation. Peace talks. Rallies. Philosophy.
-Psychology and the likes.
-Epics like LOTR and Matrix.
-Magic and religion based games, movies and books like Harry Potter, Da Vinci Code and such.
-Blogs that does not have small fonts and annoying background music, as well as being an interesting read. (Dayvid's, Edwin's, Rockson's)
-Singing.
-Sad songs like Unbreak My Heart and Moonlight Shadow.
-Oldies like Will You Still love Me Tomorrow.
-Songs that has absolutely no meaning at all like the Si Sua Sua, Fast Food Song, the Ketchup Song and the Macarena.
-Anime songs that are very happy, or very sad, or with a nice rhythm.
-Folk songs.
-People with nice curly hair.
-Folk stories, urban legends and other interesting stories.
-Documentries, books, articles on the legends and history of things.
-Being alone.
-Showing off his innate talents and gifts. (which we must admit, is very limited and is a bad habit that Alex should abandon.)
-Minute Maid lemonade and Limenade. (Though it can get a bit too sour at times.)
-Fencing. The law.
-Nature, Fate and Gaia.
Things about Alex you don't know/things that make him feel funny.-Sad songs make him feel human. if its really sad then it'll make him cry.
Pictures of bloody body parts.
-2 people together and in love.
-2 people together and not in love. (he has the talent to know how long a couple can stay together. Hence his nerdy style of dressing up.)
-Happy songs makes him feel human.
-Cold water makes him feel angry.
-Things that he hate makes him feel like killing.
-Chocolate, ice cream, strawberry, Mamee (the snack) or better still a combination of the things makes him feel very very happy and elated. (However, do not give him strawberries cause sometimes strawberries is sour, and he hates sour stuff.)
-Soya Bean Milk makes him feel docile and weak, yet somehow makes him feel good and contented. To
-Girlish feel good movies, epics and other thinking movies like Forrest Gump makes him feel human.
-Too much mamee or soya bean, unfortunately, makes his head hurt and cause headaches.
Thinking too much makes his head hurt too.
-Last minute orders or assignments damages his mind.
-Conflicting ideals hurt him.
-Alex gives excellent advice, (Hence his secondary school nickname of Yoda.) but rarely follows them. (Noone till now knows that.) however, if you want the best advice from him, tell him your troubles 2 hours beforehand, be serious, and tell him again 2 hours later. He will then sometimes (as I have sadly suffered once.) reveal your personality, traits and behaviours, your habits and train of thought, and things you might never have known about yourself. After all that, he will get you thinking on how you improve your life via a series of questions. He rarely talks about solutions, but let the person 'discover' the solution him/herself, as are in my discussions.
If he gives you solutions upright, he is not interested in talking to you. So buzz off.
-Alex tries his best not to be a leader, but will do it if it involves academics, his future, or money.
-Alex hates messyness, but his room and table is always in perpectual chaos.
-Alex cannot keep his mind focused in one thing for long.
-Alex get headaches regularly. Causes include thinking too much, backlash from previous spells he has casted, cold weather, overdose of mamee and soya bean milk and too many people talking to him at once.
-Alex likes torture people. He also like to be tortured.
-Alex has a very bad tendency to reveal too much of his personal feelings and emotions, which often lead him to stupid situations.
-Alex does not like people to yak all day. But he often does that himself.
-Alex credits his often accurate predictions to his magic. Actually, that's a hoax. He is just a low level magic user who uses deduction, observance and information network to deduce the future.
-Alex wants people to tag in his blog, but is afraid of what will be tagged in there.
-Alex is very funny. He doesn't want to be remembered, yet he wants to be recognised.
-Alex will make a great friend. If you don't mind having one 3 years later. (What I mean is, being friends with him is a very random thing. You will like him, or you will not like him. His personality shifts with the times. So the Alex I know of now is very much different from the Alex you know now. The friendster profile he currently has is SOOO outdated!!! When I first known him he was called Charlie!!! Anyways, the thing is, only 3 years later will you discover why you are such a good friend with someone as weird, annoying and eyesore-worthy him.)
Well, this is all. The funny thing is, he may not even notice the existence of this post. So, to all who wishes to understand Alex, here is a dream come true!For those who is interested in me, though, sorry girls, I'm taken. By a girl. (Don't put me in the same bench as Alex, please.).
And like Alex, my blog is only for those who know me or have seen me before, or is close to me. So, cya next time, if there is, a next time.Tooloos.