Before that, let me just say that the Enthomology test just swells. Why? Do you think scientists want to give a hoot about parts of the maxillia (2nd jaw) and labrum (upper lip) of an insect? I mean, knowing the main parts of the head is good enough. Enthomology got me killed I say. The first question is DIRECTLY COPIED from the second slide of the Taxonomy lecture. As if people is going to memorise like that. And we shouldn't even be memorising, we should be understanding!!! And she would give like 4 points for only 2 marks. Stingy.
Pathology was good though. But sadly, I did not study much for pathology. My bad.

For people who would not care a hoot about how to Extract Your Soul from yourself but just want the final clue:

What is the meaning of life? =DD

This is the biggest most obvious clue. People have been asking me this questions, questions like:
1) why do you always leave clues in matters like this?
What? You want me to tell directly? Are you bonkers? You want me to be stoned?

2)Do you possibly think *** will read this?
If we are Fated, yes, *** will read this. If we are not, people who hate me will read this.

3) Isn't that putting too much things on Fate?
Fate will decide. I've learnt to act only when Fate gives me the minute clues. If I do more, I will end up being hurt (like getting my blog destroyed by a crapping piece of shit who thinks I like him, but I do not.)

4) What do you expect the person to act?
I would not know. Fate will explain it to me. The signs are bad though. I hope the wish can be fulfiled (Dreams or RealLlife? Wishing method: DRL). He can choose to ignore it, or choose to tell me something. I don't know. Fate will decide. But things can get a little drastic in the future.
Or, if Fate forbids, he would be so thick that he will not understand the 3 clues here.

5) Anything else to say before your Fate is sealed?
So punty. They say if you don't look at the person face to face, you would say things more easily. I guess that works for me too. I would just like to say that I find you nice and good mannered and would like to know you better. (This is so cliche. OMG where is my creative mind?) Anyways, would like to say: See you in Virtuso! (I'm just sure you are going. But will I ever see you there? May Fate decide. Sir Stamford Raffles anyone?)
Latest update: I saw something that I've should not have seen. Hope it does not matter to this.

NOW FOR THE MAIN TOPIC!!!
HOW TO INOCULATE A PART OF YOUR VERY OWN SOUL INTO OBJECTS!

Equipment:
Your soul (Duh Duh)
Objects (Duh)
Wilpower
Note: Knife is not compulsory.

Souls, as Christians and other God Lovers would say, is always the most precious thing of all. After all, the Devil wants nothing but souls, isn't it? The thing is, wouldn't it be nice if you can leave part of your soul into something, something that can last forever before you die? Think about it.

"He will always be part of us" never become truer.

Why do you always feel a part of you is lost when you get out of a relationship? That is because a part of your soul is given to the other person. Unwittingly, when you commit your heart and soul (excuse me for the pun) into a relationship, you are literally putting small pieces of your soul into the other person. Sometimes when a friend of both of you ask you both a question, both of you might answer for each other and things like that, it doesn't mean you guys are suddenly telepathic to each other, please. It means that you have contributed much of your soul to the other person. Like me, I love my brother (the brotherly love, you crap heads, not the love love.) And since we were young we have built such a strong bond I can find him in any crowd and know what he is thinking. Same thing with souls. The more soul you put on the other person, the more likely you will be in tune with the other person.
But be warned though. if you would lose the relationship (Due to the multitudes of reason not found in this month's blog entry. I am so not going to talk about love.) you would lose part of your soul too. So people might feel 'lost' as they would say after ending a relationship, because unwittingly a part of them is lost.
But think about it, though a part of you is lost, you gain a part of another person's soul! This means you change. When you possess another person's soul, you change to become more like that person. Maybe you get some of his bad traits, maybe you'll get some of his good habits, you'll never know. You may even turn to LOOK like him.

But why do some people feel more lost then usual? (When a relationship is ended)

The other partner does not contribute much to the soul sharing. The girl gave so much, but the guy would not give even a drop of soul to the relationship. That, of course, would be the cause of her downfall (assuming the GIRL is the one contibuting too much)
Losing too much blood will kill you. Losing too much soul is even worse. You will feel more worse then dying.

Ok. As some of you might be asking, what about sex? Does it transfer souls? If it does, why doesn't I, the Amazing Bedder of Girls (AMG), change in anyway?

Sexual intercourse will transfer parts of your soul into the other person, whether you like it a not. The moment you enjoy it, you transfer a bit part of your soul to another person. Sex and relationships are often said as 'life changing experiences' for virgins. Well, I cannot say anything else. it is, considering you are taking a bit chuck of soul from someone. But how about playboys like the AMG? If you go according to the Soul Theory, why doesn'the change for the better?

Because he doen't want to. Nuff said. You may have the soul, and the potential to be 'good' (relative to the person) but you may choose not to be.

Ok, now, how do you put part of your soul into something?
Easy. The object must
1) Stay with you for a long time
2) You love that thing alot
3) Focus on extracting your soul (optional)

This would give that thing about 0.5-1% of your soul.
How's that. Easy right? The thing is, as you must have figured out by now, aren't I having very little of my own soul now? No. Soul is not like cake, once eaten its finished. No. It is more like blood, but replenish much, much slower. Some regenerate faster, and some, like me, regenerate so slowly that it looks like it doesn't regenerate at all. And yes, you have been implanting souls to your beloved teachers, dog, friends, cup etc etc.
Ever wondered why you feel comfortable with those good friends of yours? Or your own house? or that pillow of yours? Well, people always feel good when they are near parts of their own souls.

If you are going to go advanced, Soul Extraction and Innoculation (SEI) takes the step a bit closer and explore the many methods of putting a MAJOR part of your soul (if your Main Soul is 100%, the amount of soul inputed would be 60%) into an object that has potential to stay there forever, like a diamond or something. You know some ships, houses and things that seems to have a mind of its own? Sometimes when people's lives are pushed to the limit, and they are out of ideas, they unwittingly used their large 'final emotions' and transplant a large part of their soul into an object, like a ship, a room in the asylum, even a book. Now to my faithful readers who find this similar to the chapter on putting willpower on something and uses ghosts for your bidding but that is another matter in the syllabus.
Of course, extracting more than 40% of your soul would be drastically extreme and bad for your spiritual and thus physical health. What you give to a friend? Barely 0.5%. A relationship? 10-15% for those good ones.
And no, loving or worshipping a room too much doesn't mean you will impart 60% of your soul into a room and be immortal. To impart more than 40% of your soul requires ritual. And it is so not recommanded for amateurs. Even I don't do it. I want to live forever, but fancy living in something that can't move? or something used by people, like a cup? Yuck. No way man.

Some things I've put my souls into
1) The pokegang. (Each of them got one of my traits, like Inner Child, Love, Discipline, Atheletic, Mind, Social, Monetary and Growth. They each have 5% of my soul. There are 8 of them.
2) My hankies!!!
3) My chainwatch. I placed much faith and my soul, as required by Fate, into the watch. Now it can be used as a scrying pendulum, and a physical assurance of Fate. Anything you pray with, you put a part of your soul in it. Often this is so.

Well. happy soul dividing!

And may Fate bless me.