IRC is full of sex starved creeps. Its really hard to find someone who does not think with their dick.

I need to work on my conversational skills. My friend go home on the way with me I also cannot speak a single work to her. Damn sad can. The reason is I really can find nothing to say lah, even when we are very good friend. I only can talk well when got 3 or more friends together lah. One on one I not very good leh. I feel damn guilty lah, but really cannot help it.

So what is your criticism threshold? How much sacarsm can you take before you KPKB? Isn't it more gracious of you if you tell the offender before you shut them off?

If someone asks you 'how are you?' What in the name of Fate should you answer, when you are not fine?

"I'm having a bad psychotic episode right now, but yes I still have some sanity to chat with you."

How's that for a pickup phrase?

The thing is, when you chat with someone that you have no idea how what that person is,
how much personal information are you willing to give?
how much personal interest should you put in?
what is right and what is wrong?
how open is right?

Would you go out with a jerk? Or someone which many people say is a jerk? Do you even care?

What am I really looking for? I know what I'm looking for, but do you know what I'm looking for? (*hint* Not into sexual relationships)
I guess I'm also learning. I'm chatting to learn how to chat. I want to learn how to keep a conversation, without losing myself.

Hope I succeed, yeah? (Yes I faked that broken english.)